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  Any Kiwi Elders Here?

  by richgirl in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  it's rachel from new zealand here.

  i am currently helping a nz journalist source potential interviewees for a short documentary she is making about child sexual abuse issues among jws in new zealand.

  nothing of this nature has been seen in the news in nz before so this is quite exciting!

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  Hey Rachel, I'm forwarding this to a New Zealand contact I have. Hopefully he and his wife can assist : ).
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  We're off to the Convention this weekend!

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we are off to the convention this weekend!

  the program will be full of informative and faith-strengthening information.

  here is the program:.

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  My heart literally sank harder than the Titanic when I saw that headline. Asshole.
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  Can all 7 members of the Governing Body ride in this elevator at the same time?

  by Alfred in

  1. social
  2. physical

  in case the picture didn't load.... i'm referring to an elevator with a (quite common) weight capacity of 1,500 lbs.. would the 7 members of the governing body exceed this weight limit??

  david splane: 195 pounds.

  stephen lett: 205 pounds.

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  @punkofnice Fkn lol. Mark Sanderson is probably bald because his wife kept harassing him to lose that extra five pounds, so he just shaved off all his body hair.

  As for boobies... you know how Baywatch was iconic for Pam Anderson's tits? JW Broadcasting is renown for Mark Sanderson's C-cups. What I'd give to see those puppies jiggling in slow motion.
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  2nd Pedo In My Old Congregation Has Been Discovered

  by pale.emperor in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i learned today that a "brother" from my former congregation has been arrested.. the rumor mill was in overdrive (you know how the jws are), my ex-wife and a pimo member filed me in just an hour ago.

  both gave 95% the exact details so i take it as legit.... when i used to do sound desk there was a brother in his late 40s/early 50s who for some reason always had a tan and always sat at the back of the hall.

  he was a loner, i used to feel sorry for him so would make small talk while i was setting up the sound desk and he was sitting there.

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  He can kiss that tan goodbye in prison. His head deserves to be more than photoshopped on somebody else's body.
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  Can all 7 members of the Governing Body ride in this elevator at the same time?

  by Alfred in

  1. social
  2. physical

  in case the picture didn't load.... i'm referring to an elevator with a (quite common) weight capacity of 1,500 lbs.. would the 7 members of the governing body exceed this weight limit??

  david splane: 195 pounds.

  stephen lett: 205 pounds.

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  @punkofnice You wouldn't say Mark Sanderson is large? Look at those stumpy fingernails:

  

  I bet this gravy-sweating, fat f*ck deep fried his hands before biting those nails.

  
  
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  Can all 7 members of the Governing Body ride in this elevator at the same time?

  by Alfred in

  1. social
  2. physical

  in case the picture didn't load.... i'm referring to an elevator with a (quite common) weight capacity of 1,500 lbs.. would the 7 members of the governing body exceed this weight limit??

  david splane: 195 pounds.

  stephen lett: 205 pounds.

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  Anyone wondering where the new headquarters is, it's just off the coast of Mark Sanderson.
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  The joy and value of human interaction. A truly heartwarming video to watch!

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  with so many negative things occupying our minds as ones who have escaped the society, we need to focus on positive and upbuilding things.. this clip is wonderful.

  find their other stuff at www.theliberators.org .

  contrary to all we were told as witnesses, most people in this world are truly lovely, sincere people.

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  Loved this. Everyone, put down your IG and phone and just LOOK the other person in the eye for a minute. You'll feel something inside that no amount of "likes" can give you. I swear, technology has done a real number on people's souls. Nuke the cellular phone towers!

  Sent from my Blackberry 10 smartphone on the Vodafone network.

  
  
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  In what decade was it clearly apparent that Watchtower was a high control religion?

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i'm just curious to get people's views on this.. the bible students seem to start of as quite a liberal group under charles taze russell, albeit he had some whacky teachings going on.

  obviously things began to change under rutherford.

  but what decade did it become abundantly clear that the society was indeed high control religion or even labeled a cult?.

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  @LisaRose William Schnell became a Witness back in the 1920s and woke up in the 1950s, so that supports your point. Even back then, folks were realizing all is not right with Watchtower.

  His book is 30 Years a Watchtower Slave. I've never read it, but I'd say it was one of the earlier books on awakening and exiting the cult.
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  Married Jehovah's Witness is caught stripping in a stranger's living room as his horrified wife watches by live video link

  by jwleaks in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  only in the uk.. a woman who was worried her jehovah's witness husband was cheating set him up and then watched in horror as he was seduced after knocking on someone's door.

  the honeytrap was laid for the suspicious wife with the help of youtubers to catch a cheater.

  they arranged for an actress to wait at one of the houses on the husband's outreach round and try to seduce him.

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  I'm calling bullsh*t on this video from To Catch A Cheater. The supposed brother knocked on the temptress' door in jeans, a short-sleeved shirt and a backpack. This is not standard JW apparel. Plus, this is the first of Luis' videos that he's ever censored, and he provided a link to the uncensored clip that you need to pay for. Click bait. TCAC has always been my schadenfreude fix, but now I'm doubting the credibility of all the other clips :(.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvq61Db7d6o
  
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  My unbelieving husband was offended by the WatchTower just studied

  by Isambard Crater in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it was the paragraph talking about people who don't want to be j.w's being executed, and it being an act of compassion from jehovah towards his witnesses..

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  This Jehovah guy sounds charming. Anyone got his number?